This Nudist Is No Boar
Don’t get caught with your pants down. Its not often you see a full moon in the daytime but that is exactly what just happened here. I really didn’t think that there were a lot of nudist colonies out there. I thought it was just in the movies. So this man was in a nudist colony in Berlin at what has now been renamed Swine Lake. It’s where he encountered a wild boar who took off with his bag containing his computer and other valuables. Her two piglets went with her. They feasted on a pizza in the bag (hope it was not a bacon pizza ewww) and were looking for dessert I think. I didn’t know Germans liked nudist colonies. He was sunbathing in the nude which is called free body culture. I didn’t know Germany had wild boars either. Boars have been seen in the countryside and subdivisions along the outskirts of Berlin. They have actually become increasingly more common. So the guy took off after the boar and went into clothing territory. Witnesses