Older and Better with Shelly

Now that the Coronavirus has hit the US, federal agencies have provided a list of all the necessities you need to have in case of a quarantine or a shut-in scenario. Not to make light of the situation, but I put together my own list of what really is a necessity. First is coffee and the accoutrements. Think of how crabby we will all be shut in with our immediate loved ones without coffee. That could lead to brutality. Second, make sure TV and cable actually work. All plug-ins need to be in working order. Have a stash of DVDs on-hand.   Do they even make those anymore?   You can watch them if you get totally bored. Now every time we have a calamity we have hundreds if not thousands of babies born nine months later. Thinking ahead, if you don’t want to add to your family I don’t need to tell you what to do about it. Keep books, books and more books nearby. If you have to entertain yourself TV will get tiring after a couple hours per day. Reading a book m