Older and Better with Shelly

  We may be the only country in the world with its entire leadership under quarantine. We haven’t been number one in the world in anything. But we are now. Laughingstock of the world. So now let’s get down to business. The White House has to be shut down and fumigated. Do they do it from top to bottom? What about the bunker ? Do they give the project to a Republican   company or one owned by Democrats? I wonder if they can find a coupon with a discount. Will everything now have to be dry cleaned and shampooed? What about the kitchen and all the food in the freezer? All because a certain number of people that live and/or work there would not follow CDC proto calls or wear a mask. The president should have to pay for his White House to be fumigated.  I think they need to have a Covid hospital just for the White House infected people. Is Rikers Island available? Send them there.

Warning this may not be suitable for your children to read. Since there is a toilet paper shortage Americans are rushing out to buy a bidet. Makes sense. Tushy (no joke) is one of the many manufacturing companies of the bidet. The pandemic has been their dream come true. They have been waiting for something like this for years. The US has not been interested in buying these like many other countries. We do not have water problems here. But the toilet paper issues have made many look for another solution. They are not expensive and there are many models to choose from. A crap load of them. Speaking of that I did a little research. They look a little confusing to me. First you have to learn the etiquette. Certain things you have to do before using them. It’s a little icky to go on from here so I will let you do your own research. Then you have to stand in a certain position and keep that position while you use it. If you have a bad back or bad hip I am not s...