Let's Talk About Bidets

Warning this may not be suitable for your children to read.

Since there is a toilet paper shortage Americans are rushing out to buy a bidet. Makes sense. Tushy (no joke) is one of the many manufacturing companies of the bidet.

The pandemic has been their dream come true. They have been waiting for something like this for years. The US has not been interested in buying these like many other countries. We do not have water problems here. But the toilet paper issues have made many look for another solution.

They are not expensive and there are many models to choose from. A crap load of them.

Speaking of that I did a little research. They look a little confusing to me. First you have to learn the etiquette. Certain things you have to do before using them. It’s a little icky to go on from here so I will let you do your own research.

Then you have to stand in a certain position and keep that position while you use it. If you have a bad back or bad hip I am not sure this is for you.

Then there’s the water spray or jets. If you have ever had your shower come on too hot or too cold I think you get my drift here but on your tush, ouch.

Do you take your pants off or just pull them down? Do you use toilet paper to dry off or a towel? Some may have a heater blow on you and then what happens if you get a chapped butt?

And you can’t throw anything down there. So your business has to come before the tush cleaner.

What happens as my Mom used to say if you get a rush call? You better know where to put your tush or you could block up the whole works.

These questions and many others can be solved online before you buy one. More than enough on crap now. I’m told you save lots of toilet paper. 

Happy pooping.