Who's Smarter Cats or Dogs?
But I couldn’t hold it in any longer. Don’t want to
offend anybody but here I go… For years people have debated who are smarter
cats or dogs? Of course whatever animal you have, you think he or she is the more
brilliant one.
I’ve had cats for 50+ years and I can tell you, they’re
smarter. They’re smarter than a fifth grader, they’re smarter than humans, they
are smarter than anybody.
Who else do you know who can lounge around, sleep most of
the day, and not get a heart condition, diabetes or just fat?
Who do you know that can throw up at will and have
somebody clean up after them?
Who do you know that is allowed to share your bed with
you, and even sleep on your head?
Who do you know that can convince you with two soulful
eyes to share your dinner with them, after they’ve had their own.
Who do you know that when they cry like a baby they get
immediate attention. Probably before the baby because it’s so soulful.
Who else would you tolerate tripping you going up or down
a flight of steps? Or tripping you on the way to the bathroom in the middle of
the night and living to tell the story?
Who do you know that lets them get away with peeing on
your bathroom rug because it soft and furry.
Who would you allow to pee on your freshly used bath
towel because it smells like you and they love you so much.
How much money have you spent trying to get them to like
food when they get old and sickly?
Would you get a new type of toilet paper to satisfy your
spouse? Hell no. So how many times have you changed your litter to get one that
the cat will use?
How many times in the past have you bought an expensive
toy that goes to waste because the cat would rather play with a cardboard box? How about the kitty condo that they’re
guaranteed to love? The condo just sits in a corner or better still, they use
it as a litter box.
How many cats let you brush them like you’re supposed to?
Our house looks like a crime scene because all the furniture is covered all the
time with plastic and other stuff due to cat hair. We don’t own a piece of
clothing or furniture that doesn’t have cat hair in it or on it. Would you
tolerate that from anybody else? Hell no.
I even have cat hairs in on my car seats. My dear cousin
won’t sit in my car or sit anywhere in my house. She brings her own towel to place
down on the furniture.
Who else would you tolerate running around the house in
the middle the night like a fire alarm went off? All the crashing, banging, and
screaming, it’s just a friendly little sibling cat brew haha.
I don’t have one mirror or one window in the house that
doesn’t have an imprint of their nose on it. Sweet cute little noses.
Not only are cats smarter than dogs but they’re smarter
than humans. That’s some cat tale if you ask me.
This is the funniest, truest, most well written accounting I've seen in a very long time! Thanks so much for sharing the love Shelly. You are a brilliant bright light that we need more of right now! Blessings.
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